Saturday, April 12, 2008

Things to remember when flying

I have been cleaning out files and found this little list which I would assume came from my brother who is a pilot.
  • If God meant man to fly, He'd have given him more money
  • flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous
  • The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop then watch the pilot sweat.
  • It's best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as possible
  • The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire
  • Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man....landing is the first!
  • always remember you fly an airplane with you head, not your hands
  • never let an airplane take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier
  • helicopters can't really fly-they're just so ugly that the earth immediately repels them


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