The Theology of Toys

I forgot that I had this. It is funny so I will share on this really gloomy day where it is very foggy.

Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys wins
Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys wins
Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price wins
Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys wins
Anglican: They were our toys first
Greek Orthodox: No, they were OURS first
Branch Davidian: He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins
Atheism: There is no toy maker
Polytheism: There are many toy makers
Evolutionism: the toys made themselves
Church of Christ, Scientist: We are the toys
Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
Baha'i: All toys are just fine with us
Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin
Taoism: The doll is as important as the dumptruck
Mormonism: Every boy may have as may toys as he wants
Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second....
Hedonism: Hang the rule book! Let's play!
Seventh Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses
Church of Christ: He whose toys make music loses
Baptist: Once played always played
Jehovah's Witness: He who "places" the most toys door to door wins
Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk wins
Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination
Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry
Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.