So, I was scanning some pictures recently and, always being up for humiliation, I thought I would share what my school pictures were like. It is best to do this all at once, sort of like ripping off a bandage or a scab. It will be painful and there might be some blood involved but it will get better with time.....I hope. Really, these are pictures only a mother and father could love.
So, these are my First and Second grade pictures. Fairly harmless I would say except for the unfortunate hair. But what girl at this age doesn't have unfortunate hair at some point.
Well, what can we say about Third grade and Fourth grade. Hair OK in Third grade but I am wearing a shirt that can only be described as channeling my inner clown. And then there is Fourth grade. All I can say is, "Egads Mom, why did you let me out of the house with my hair done like that!"
Oh these jut keep getting better and better. The Fifth grade picture looks like I am planning something evil, like not cleaning my room or talking back to my mom. I was a model child growing up. I was!!! Mom, stop that laughing and snorting, stop it right now!
And then there is Seventh grade. Can you say, "I am so awkward and hate my life and my hair." It is all about the hair don't you know.
I couldn't find any of my high school pictures and you should be glad about that because they are all 1970's hair and make up. Very frightening and I want you to continue to read the blog,