We all know that I knit socks.
This year I am participating in something called the "Box O Sox 2017 KAL"
What is a KAL you might ask yourself. Don't you hate it when someone smugly uses an acronym that you don't understand? If you are like me, you sit there and try to work it out in your head cuz you just don't want to ask.
There, that wasn't so bad. Now if we were talking about a SPAKAL then all bets are off right? (Spin A Long, Knit A Long). Oh we knitters and our incomprehensible speech. Thank goodness you don't sit in on knit night with the KnitSibs. You might need a knitting dictionary as we throw around terms and phrases like:
"I am loving this brioche knitting!"
"Is that an SSK or a K2Tog?"
"The charted pattern took me a bit to figure out but once I got the color dominance down I was on my way."
Where was I?
Socks. Yes, thank you. The Box O Sox 2017 KAL I think.
What IS the Box O Sox 2017 KAL you ask yourself. Well, it means that as I go along in the year 2017 and I knit socks, after those socks are finished, washed, blocked, photographed and put up on Ravelry I put them away in a box and I don't wear them.
I know. It is hard to believe. Let me say that again.
I do not wear them. I do not put them into podiatric rotation.
There is a specific reason for this. It is sort of like a gift to myself. I knit 12 pair of socks, one for each month, put them in the box and then on New Years day 2018 I open the box up and there are 12 pair of socks that have never been worn. Welcome to 2018!
And we won't even talk about my current obsession with washi tape. We won't talk about it at all. Not a bit. Not even about the 3mm washi tape that I buy. Nope.
It had better be because NYD 2017 saw me laid out on the couch trying to cough up a lung with the pneumonia.
2018 you had better be nicer.