The Picture Crypt Disgorges Another One

There are no words. There are just no words. What the HECK am I wearing and more to the point why did my mother let me go out of the house with that gigantic hangman’s noose of a bow around my neck. I can feel myself choking.

All in black. Was it a funeral, perhaps. Or was I just in mourning for the outfit itself and the fact that people were going to see me in it.

Of course, I wore this stellar outfit to the grocery store AND Walmart on Monday so perhaps things haven’t changed all that much……….