Did I mention that I hate deer? I think I did but if I didn't let me make it perfectly clear.
I HATE DEER
Between yesterday and today 50% of my day lily blossoms have disappeared down the intestinal tract of some marauding quadruped. Where is my gun?
I sprayed the stinky, vomit smelling stuff that usually keeps them away and forces me to keep the windows closed until the smell dissipates. I live a relatively good life. I don't cut off little old ladies in traffic (most of the time) so why do I have to deal with this pestilence.